Useful Emergency contact phone numbers in China (if you are from Hong Kong)

1. Emergency call close by In an emergency in Hong Kong, everyone knows how to call 999. Where should I call in case of an accident in the Mainland? In mainland China, call 110 for the police, 119 for the fire department, 122 for the traffic accident alarm, and 120 for the ambulance. Please note that the ambulance needs to pay the corresponding fee, including the fare and the first-aid treatment fee. 2. Arrangements for cross-border ambulance stations? Once Hong Kong people encounter serious accidents or casualties in the Mainland, they should immediately report to the public security organs. At present, Hong Kong does not provide cross-boundary patient transport services, and ambulance services cannot be booked. Hong Kong people who are injured in an accident in the Mainland or return to Hong Kong for medical treatment due to illness, but need to call an ambulance upon arrival in Hong Kong, they can call the Immigration Department hotline (852) 1868 for enquiries, or ask the on-duty staff for assistance when they arrive at the border control point. If the patient’s physical condition is suitable for returning to Hong Kong, the ambulance will send the patient from the border control point to the nearest local hospital for treatment. In addition, the Federation of Trade Unions can assist in contacting ambulances in the Mainland and send those in need to the border between Hong Kong and the Mainland. 3. Contact the Hong Kong Government Office in the Mainland for support In addition to emergency calls in the Mainland, if Hong Kong people need help in the Mainland, such as losing their documents or money and needing help returning to Hong Kong, or being detained or arrested in criminal cases, they can also contact the Immigration Department and the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government Office in Beijing, Economic and Trade Office in Shanghai, Economic and Trade Office in Chengdu or Economic and Trade Office in Guangdong. 

If a Hong Kong resident is hospitalized or dies due to serious injury caused by a disaster or accident overseas and needs welfare or financial assistance, the Immigration Department can assist the deceased or injured or their family members to refer the case to relevant departments, including the Home Affairs Department. In addition, Hong Kong people can also seek help from the Federation of Trade Unions if necessary. Pan Zhihui, executive director of the Mainland Consulting Service Center of the Federation of Trade Unions, said that they receive about 20 calls for help every month. Hong Kong people who have accidents or accidents throughout Guangdong Province. Hong Kong people in the mainland part of the help number: Immigration Office- 24-hour hotline of the Assistance to Hong Kong Residents Abroad: (852) 1868 Hong Kong Office in Beijing: (8610) 6657 2880 Ext. 032 Hong Kong Economic and Trade Office in Guangdong: (8620) 3891 1220 ext. 608 Federation of Trade Unions – Guangzhou Federation of Industry Consulting Service Center: 02083390648 Shenzhen Trade Union Consulting Service Center: 075582220098 

Family problems…

The Indian man said to the American: “We have problem in India . We can’t marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman who I don’t love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems.”

“Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love. The American said: Let me tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father’s father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s brother and so he is my uncle. The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father’s son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems?”

The Indian fainted.

When drinking with the boss, you must drink less than him,

and when drinking with the boss, you must drink less than him, but you must pretend to be more drunk than him, so as to show that he is a good drinker; but with the boss When eating together, you must eat more than him, so that you can see who is the idiot.

There are three ABC prisoners who are about to be executed by shooting. The warden wants to ask them what last wish they can fulfill? Besides asking for their release…… A said without hesitation: I want a bulletproof vest Warden: Yes, the warden shot him in the head B thought for a while and said: I want a bulletproof helmet and a bulletproof vest Warden: Of course no problem The warden hanged B C thought Let me say: I want to see my grandson Warden: But isn’t your child married yet? C said: It’s okay, I can wait!

Several men want to start a joint venture company. “ability”! “Hmm! “Ability Company” sounds so domineering!” So everyone happily applied for and got back the business license. After getting it back, everyone was dumbfounded, only to see the big words on the license

… “Limited Ability” company”

best joke. Signs of the time in China

Today’s top ten popular jokes in China 1. A certain governor was imprisoned for corruption, his son graduated from university, couldn’t find a job, and complained when he visited the prison. Dad wrote a note asking his son to ask his former subordinates for help. The son asked: Is it useful to write a note now that the tea is cold? Dad said: When I was on the stage, I let whoever I wanted to be an official. Now, I am in prison, and whoever I want to come in, I have to come in. Don’t worry, son, my note is still valid!

2. Experts say: The United States attacked Iraq and Libya for oil; according to this theory: the United States fought in
Vietnam for bananas
; Vodka;
beat Germany for beer; beat Japan for rice balls;
if one day beat China, it must be for joining the party.

3. The NPC and CPPCC amended the new Marriage Law, and the typist was negligent, making monogamy into monogamy for one day.
During the deliberation of the National People’s Congress, it was generally reflected: This article is well improved and keeps pace with the times!
Representative A: It is good, but I am afraid that the supply of goods will not be guaranteed;
Representative B: It is good, but I am afraid that time is running out;
Female representative: It is good, but I am afraid that the male compatriots will not be able to bear it;
Representative of the legal profession: It is good, that is The father of the child is hard to find!

4. I went to the noodle shop and asked for a bowl of beef noodles, but I didn’t see a piece of beef when the noodles came.
I was so angry that I called the boss, why is there no beef in the beef noodles?
The boss said indifferently: “Don’t take the name seriously. Do you still expect to find your wife from the wife’s cake?
When did you see people sitting in the Great Hall of the People? Believe it or not, anyway, I believe it.”

5. The long-term treatment of official corruption is ineffective. I have a plan to “use all eunuchs” with three strong reasons:
1. It can put an end to sex scandals and completely reverse the image of officials.
2.. It can eradicate the “second generation of officials” and avoid oppressing the common people.
3. It can reduce the number of people who want to be officials, and fundamentally change the crowded officialdom.

6. God arranges pigs to plow the land, but pigs feel tired; God arranges pigs to water flowers, but pigs feel that they are not free; God arranges pigs to guard the gate, but pigs feel that they cannot get rest; God is angry and asks pigs
: “Then what do you want to do?”
Said: “Eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble, do everything.”
God was even more angry and said: “You also want to be a country-family-cadre-department!!!”

7. Teacher Wang was out on vacation. A hundred dollars was placed on the table in the living room and a note was left for the thief:
Don’t worry, I can’t find any money in our family, so I’ll give you this hundred dollars for pocket money.
The house next door belongs to the Ministry of Railways. They are rich and dare not report the crime.
When he came back from vacation, Boss Wang found that the money on the table had become 200,000!
On the back of the note he left for the thief, it said: Please accept the information fee for you!

8. When a group of robbers in Guangdong robbed a bank, they said: “Don’t move anything, the money belongs to the country, and your life belongs to you!”
Everyone lay down without saying a word. The robbers quickly bagged the money, and one of the new master robbers said,
boss, let’s quickly count how much we robbed, and the old robber said, are you stupid? So many, how long
do you want to count? Don’t you know it by watching the news tonight?
In the evening news, a certain bank was robbed by robbers and 100 million was robbed.
The robber boss said: Super Nima! Labor and management worked hard to earn 20 million! The president of the bank earned 80 million with just a flick of his finger!

9. When an American travels to China, exchange 200,000 US dollars for 1.34 million RMB, 1 million to buy a single apartment, and 340,000 to eat, drink and play for a year.
I will go back in the next year, the house has been sold for 2 million yuan, the RMB has appreciated to 1:5 against the US dollar, and the 2 million yuan has been exchanged for 400,000 US dollars.
Americans earn $200,000 a year playing in China for nothing, and go home happily! The Bureau of Statistics is also very happy, because the GDP has increased!

10. The gate of heaven is broken, and God wants to invite tenders to rebuild it.
The Indians said: 3,000 yuan will do it, the reason is that the material cost is 1,000, the labor cost is 1,000, and I earn 1,000 by myself.
A German said: It costs 6,000 yuan, 2,000 for materials, 2,000 for labor, and 2,000 for yourself.
Finally, the Chinese said calmly: This one costs 9,000 yuan, 3,000 for you, 3,000 for mine, and the remaining 3,000 for that Indian.
God is amazed, okay, I will do it for you!

Studies Examine Cardiovascular Impact Of Coffee, Tea, And Energy Drinks.

HealthDay (9/27, Preidt, 5K) reported that, according to a 4,200-patient study published in the October issue of the journal Anesthesiology, “screening and treating patients for obstructive sleep apnea [OSA] before they have surgery may reduce their risk of cardiovascular complications by more than half.” The study revealed that “patients with untreated sleep apnea were at increased risk for cardiovascular complications such as cardiac arrest or shock, while those who began CPAP therapy before surgery were less than half as likely to develop such complications.” In addition, “patients with sleep apnea were twice as likely to have surgery-related respiratory complications as those without sleep apnea, and that the airway pressure therapy did not reduce that risk,” researchers found.

Obese Youngsters May Already Be Showing Warning Signs Of Heart Disease.

HealthDay (10/9, Dallas, 5K) reports that according to a study published online Oct. 8 in the JACC: Cardiovascular Imaging, “obese young people may already be showing the warning signs of heart disease.” The study included 101 youngsters “between the ages of nine and 16,” 61 of whom were obese. Researchers “found negative changes in the shape and function of the hearts of these children, compared to their normal-weight peers.”

Medscape (10/9, 215K) reports, “compared with the nonobese group, the obese children had thicker [left ventricular (LV)] walls, a 29% larger LV end-diastolic volume, and a 40% larger LV mass.” In addition, “left atrial (LA) volume, LA volume index, right atrial area, and right ventricular diameter were…significantly larger in the obese children.” The study authors posited that “the differences in blood pressure, even though they were within the normal range in the obese group, might be responsible for the changes in cardiac geometry.”

CardioSource (10/9, 2K) reported that a related comment observed, “although the total prevalence of obesity remains lower in children than in adults, the rate of increase in childhood obesity has been nearly double that in adults.” This is “particularly worrisome because obese children are much more likely than are normal-weight children to become obese adults.” Still “more disconcerting are the observations that obese children are more likely to develop cardiovascular disease compared with adults, and that subsequent weight loss may not entirely eliminate that excess risk.” To view the full JACC articles, click here and here.

One hour of television per day may increase obesity risk in kids

Newsweek (4/27) reports that research presented at the Pediatric Academic Societies annual meeting indicated “that kindergartners and first graders who watched as little as one hour of television per day were at least 50 percent more likely to be overweight, compared to tykes who watched less than an hour.”

The Los Angeles Times (4/27, Kaplan) reports that investigators also found that “kids who spent at least an hour each day in front of the” television “were…72% more likely to be obese.”

“Jing Shi Tong Yan” Chen Meigong

‘s “Jing Shi Tong Yan”:

life is fate, what do you want?
I don’t know what will happen tomorrow, what are you worried about?
If you don’t respect your parents and respect ghosts and gods, what do you respect?
Brothers and sisters are all angry, what are you arguing about?
Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so what are you worried about?
A slave is also born of a father and a mother, what are you doing?

If it is not convenient to be an official, what do you do?
It’s easy to practice in the Gongmen, so why is it so fierce?
The knife and the pen kill people and end up committing suicide, what are you doing?
There are gods with your head up three feet, what are you bullying?
The article has no evidence since ancient times, what are you boasting about?
Prosperity and wealth are flowers in front of you, what are you proud of?

His family was rich and honored in his previous life, so what are you jealous of?
If you didn’t cultivate in the previous life and suffer today, what are you complaining about?
How can people be in a hurry when they have no luck?
It’s rare in this world to open your mouth to smile, what’s the matter?
To mend the broken, to cover the cold and warm, to rest, what to put on?
What is it after only three inches, and what are you greedy for?

Why can’t I take a penny with me after death?
What is the occupation of the land of the predecessors and the harvest of the descendants?
What are you greedy for?
Cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness, what a coincidence?
False words ruin your life, what are you lying about?
Right from wrong is self-evident, what is the argument?

Secretly urging the king’s bone marrow to dry up, what is lewd?
Those who prostitute and gamble have nothing to say, what are they playing?
Diligence and frugality in managing a family are better than asking for help. What is extravagant?
What are you annoyed about when people are fighting for leisure?
The wicked have their own grind, what do you hate?
How long will it take to report resentment and resentment, and what will happen?

Where in life do not meet, what is cruel?
The world is really like a game of chess, what is it?
Who is safe and sound, what are you complaining about?
The hole is in the heart, but not in the mountain, what do you want?
Bullying is a blessing to others, so why not?
Once impermanence and everything rests, what are you busy with?

One should be a wonderful Cantonese proverb decades ago. There is no Cantonese slang word, but it must be the highest level of Cantonese:

Niu Gengtian, Horse Shigu, Lao Dou makes money and enjoys happiness.
Xiang Xingtian, Ma Xingri, Crossing the River and dying When a soldier kills an enemy, he will shrink
back, and when he is successful, he will retire and receive a salary;
men are fickle, women are prone to cry, poor and lowly couples are hard to get along with each other;
running water is clear, stagnant water is turbid, and high places are not satisfied;
ice is easy to melt, and money Difficult to grow, it is difficult for a smart woman to cook porridge without rice;
water for survival, soil grows trees, photosynthesis leaves turn green;
gambling is easy to learn, books are difficult to read, why did the gambling boy buy a big house
? It ‘s so hard to catch;
Immortals are free and easy, ordinary people are vulgar, foul monks eat dog meat;
Yang life is exhausted, falling into the valley of shadows, birth, old age, sickness and death are a foregone conclusion.